==> collection 2

sms 1

Patni:me jab gana gati hu to aap balcony me Q chale jateho?
Pati:taki muhalle wale aisa na samjhe ki me tumara gala daba raha hu

sms 2

BHIKHARI: MAAI, EK RUPIYA DE DE!! 3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI- EK RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI: WEIGHT KARVAUNGA, DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA HAI.

sms 3
May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U.
and may God always bless U and ur family

sms 4

Bina Chot Khaye Aehsas Nahi
Hota
Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nahi
Hota
Magar Jiski Arzu Dil Se Ho Jati Hai
Wo Hi Shaksh Hamare Pas Nahi Hota

sms 5
Girl's heart is like WATER
Boy's heart s like MOBILE
Either WATER falls on MOBILE
or
MOBILE falls in WATER

WAT MOBILE KI HI LAGTI Hai

==> Collection 1

sms 1

u r GHOCHU
Yes u r
( G )-reat
( H )-onest
( O )-ne in million frnds
( C )-ute
( H )-elpful
( U )-nique
zada khush mat ho
Hoto ghochu

sms 2

Sardar: aaj main NE pani ko ullu bana diya.
Friend: Woh kaise?
Sardar: oye! Subha main NE pani garam kiya aur thande pani se nahaya

sms 3

Dil
todne
waalo ko
saja kyu
nai?
Har kisi ko
pyar ki dua kyu nai?
Log
khte hai
ishq to bimari
hai!
Fir
medical me
iski
dava
kyu nai?

sms 4

s Duniya Main Dost Kam Milinge,
Is Duniya Main Gam Hi Gam Milenge,
Jahan Duniya Tum Se Nazar Mod Legi,
Us Mod Pe Tum Ko Hum Milenge

sms 5

Ur aim in life shud b
5,4,3,2,1
shocked y?
5-digit salary
4-wheeler vehicle
3-bedroom house
2-cute children
1-smart life partner